Tue 7 September 2010 8:32 am

other news:

Excommunicate! Dr Who star in bid for papacy
Actor Christopher Eccleston has expressed an interest in becoming the new Pope [more...]

God fights controversial best-seller
The Almighty speaks out against ridiculous claims made in best-selling book [more...]

Devil arrested in Florida
News of the arrest of Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, chief spirit of evil, adversary of God, tempter of mankind and master of Hell in raid on illegal casino in Florida [more...]

Second Aliens / Sitcom Crossover Film Planned
Following the success of Aliens vs Concert Party Fox and the BBC announce details of Alien in Porridge [more...]

Aliens vs Concert Party Greenlighted
Classic Sci-Fi/BBC comedy crossover given the go-ahead [more...]

Pooh Arrested
More drunken behaviour from the Bear-Of-Very-Little-Brain [more...]

Secrets of Oz Unearthed
Shocking deleted scenes and out-takes from the Wizard of Oz discovered [more...]

War on Earth's Core
President George W Bush declares war on the Earth's core in retaliation for earthquake [more...]

US Military issue set of collectables
Consternation over the US Military's scheme to catch Iraqi war criminals by issuing soldiers with trading cards [more...]

Trek Star Speaks!
Interview with Patrick Stewart, taking break from his portrayal of Mekon in forthcoming Hollywood blockbuster [more...]

Not Fair!
Bin Laden in chat show pledge to continue terror [more...]

Royal Family drawn to the Dark Side
Queen reveals that the force is strong with the Duke of Edinburgh [more...]

Plastermind Revisited
Rake the hidden toad [more...]

Countryside Alliance March
Fasten all gates. Keep your dogs under control. Use gates and stiles to cross fences, hedges and walls. Leave livestock, crops and machinery alone. [more...]

Carry on Christ
Film world rocked by discovery of controversial "lost" Carry On film [more...]

Giant Police
Dramatic drop in crime in city centre following the introduction of giant officers [more...]

Priests Strike
Industrial action by the church enters third week; no sign of reconciliation between clergy and God [more...]

Belligerent Ghouls
Manchester headmaster behind bars after allegations made in opening track on album [more...]

The Cost of Meetings
Report reveals that British Industry loses 500,000 working years per annum due to meetings [more...]

Genetic Modification
Shocking revelation that GM organisms have been around for centuries [more...]

6.45pm Colour : New Series
Sad's Army

Return of the popular series featuring the exploits of the old boys of the Republican Home Guard during Gulf War 2.

1: The Desperate Drive of Lance Corporal al-Sahhaf
Following yet another argument with the mullah and the muezzin over use of the Mosque Hall, our heroes are sent out into the desert overnight to guard an oil refinery. Unfortunately Chief Warden al-Hojiz has other ideas...

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