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POOH ARRESTED

SELF-STYLED "Bear Of Very Little Brain" Winnie-the-Pooh and three other cast members of the classic British children's book series which includes "The House At Pooh Corner" were arrested yesterday after a punch-up in a plush Munich hotel's nightclub.

Police said the 80-year-old Pooh had to be forcibly restrained after becoming involved in a brawl with guests in the nightclub of the Bayerischer Hof, one of the German city's most luxurious hotels. Three other members of the party, but not including Pooh's mentor, Christopher Robin, then also became involved in the fracas, they said.

BROKEN TEETH

Pooh is said to have sustained facial injuries, including several broken teeth, while two of his security guards were forced to seek hospital treatment, one after being knocked unconscious

The four were released but a personal appearance at in a city book store scheduled for last night was cancelled and it was unclear if the party would continue its publicity tour as planned in Hamburg today.

Manager A A Milne could not be reached for comment.

DRUNKEN BEHAVIOUR

Pooh's wild ways made headlines during a similar publicity tour of Australia in 1998. On that occasion the trouble started even before they landed with Pooh being reprimanded by police for his drunken behaviour on the flight into Perth.

Later on the tour, in Brisbane, he was arrested for head-butting 19-year-old British backbacker David Smith.

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